Introducing MYSELF?!?!?!

So, let me see, I should start like this:" Hi, I am Amanda, an ordinary girl that behave and think like an ordinary girl. My favorite pass time would be go shopping with friends, watching movie, and my favorite topic will be discussing on the latest fashion, where to shop during Mega sales, where to go for facial, and make sure I am having the best appearance wherever and wherever I go……. Hell ya....

The above introduction, DEFINITELY not referring to me!

Call me NO GIRL!! See me NO GIRL!!

I don’t go shop for my clothes until the day when I open my closet, and find out that all my clothes like SHIT; my last visit to the beauty salon was…5 years back? Or even longer, just started to use facial products as I realize my face now…like SHIT; I talk NO fashion! No way, I’ll fall asleep, though I try to but it’s hard for me, that’s why whenever I need clothes, I’ll get my sister to choose for me and I do the paying; I stay up late night for LEVELING my game character (I’m a online game freak!); I do put make up to cover up my black eye circle (because of late night gaming/browsing) just to prevent from scare the hell out of others out there, hmmm, okay have to admit that nowadays I put make up to me myself “looks HOT?!?!”; I like to bully wild dogs, freak them out and chase me back ( I run slow, so basically I dare doing so when I’m on my bike.. I mean bicycle); I play FIGHTING game with guy friends (I mean during my primary school time), chasing each others with chairs (YES believe it, CHAIRS) and got punished by teachers in the end (but it didn’t stop us from doing so again); … okay okay, you can definitely see me a girl when you hear me shouting “Cockroach!” or “RATS!”; or even “MAD DOG!” (When I get chase by dogs without a bike).

Hence, this is the ORDINARY me.

And, why am I creating another blog as I already have one now, is all because of this stupid test:

http://www.criticsrant.com/bb/reading_level.aspx

Only because I write my blog in Chinese and the STUPID website does not recognize any languages beside English, hence it shows my result as “Can only be understood by Genius”!?!?!? (It definitely does not mean I am genius writing such a GENIUS blog, k? it’s the other way round... hmm I guess); and to IMPROVE (ya right, my English like shit, I always admit that) my English. Cheers!